Church Signs
| Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world! |
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| It is unlikely there'll ever be a reduction in the wages of sin. |
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| Forbidden fruit creates many jams. |
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| Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. |
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| Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here. |
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| Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one. |
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| People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are. |
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| Where will you be sitting in eternity - smoking or non-smoking? |
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| Is there life after death, trespass and you will find out? |