| Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -- God |
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| C'mon over and bring the kids. -- God |
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| What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -- God |
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| We need to talk. -- God |
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| Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -- God |
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| Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -- God |
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| That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it. -- God |
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| I love you, I love you, I love you. -- God |
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| Will the road you're on get you to my place? -- God |
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| Follow me. -- God |
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| Big Bang Theory? You've got to be kidding. -- God |
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| My way is the highway. -- God |
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| Need directions? -- God |
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| You think it's hot here? -- God |
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| Tell the kids I love them. -- God |
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| Need a marriage counselor? I'm available. -- God |
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| Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -- God |
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| Do you have any idea where you're going? -- God |