Pearls from Maxine

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket!

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

After a certian age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, your probably dead.

As usual, if you don't forward this to 10 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really it's true.